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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyTue May 19, 2009 9:55 am

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyTue May 19, 2009 9:56 am

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyTue May 19, 2009 5:36 pm

every time you masturbate, Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyWed May 20, 2009 3:01 pm

Theres no such things as lesbians, only women who havent been with chuck norris
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyWed May 20, 2009 3:02 pm

---Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.


---Most people say Jesus walked on water.. well Chuck Norris walked on Jesus
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyWed May 20, 2009 3:05 pm

Aliens DO exist, they just know better than to land on a planet with Chuck Norris on it
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyMon May 25, 2009 11:21 pm

XD r u obbsessed with chuck norrisjokes ?
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptySun May 31, 2009 5:20 am

sadly he has no life

if chuck norris were a mail man there would be no mail bomings he would personally return to sender like in walker when he threw the bomb in the guys car
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Adam
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 12:10 am

i love chuck norris so much ^^
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 12:11 am

chuck norris freking rocks!!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 12:19 am

I don't really care about Chuck Norris...
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 12:19 am

Who is Chuck Norris??????

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 12:21 am

Shigeki, he is supposedly 'the toughest being in the universe.' I could say man on Earth, but that'd be an under-statement.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 12:24 am

everytime you masturbate, Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 3:38 am

Do you know why Chuck norris doesnt use a watch? Because he always knows what time it is in that precise moment...

As we say he is the most powerful human on earth.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 3:35 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet

Water get's Chuvk Norris'd
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 5:14 pm

Bruce Lee owned Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyFri Oct 09, 2009 1:22 am

chuck Norris is the guy on adams ava
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyMon Oct 12, 2009 5:02 pm

OH SNAP!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Chuck Norris - Page 2 EmptyThu Oct 15, 2009 7:33 pm

Chuck norris created BabAlity
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