King/Queen of the Hill

lark walks up the hill and covers it with Ice mirrors and jumps and and slices Izumo to pieces with his High speed

I ISH KING BISHS

Adam sends OVER 9000 Jackals too attack Lark and they do Craptaculars all over lark.

Adam is the king.

lark appears covered in Jackal CRAPTACULAR!!

lark jumps in the mirror and looks after adam .

Syn throws one of those old ACME time bombs and throws it at Adam and Lark, causing them to explode into black dust with eye balls. Syn blows them into the wind and sits on top of the hill. My hill.

Kibaka walks onto the hill and flips into psycho mode and kills everyone.
His awesomeness blew away the other people to china

MY HILL

Pendo brings Kibaka to reality and kicks him off the hill. Pendo's pwnage mulitplies 1 trillion fold as a barrier of pwnage forms around the hill.

Near simply pokes the highly inflated barrier, which collapses as the air rushes out of it. Near sits on top of the hill, smilin'

Near figures out that he was at the wrong hill on the other side of the world that was protected by his pwnage. LMAO

MY HILL!!!

Rahim falls out of the sky from no wear and lands on pendo

"MY HILL NOW!"

Pendo's shield of Pwnage Deflects Rahim, making him bounce off thousands of miles away

STILL MY HILL, FOOL!!

As pendo uses his shield, he is temporarily vulnerable.
Kibaka fires bazooka at pendo. Pendo is blown away with Hyuuga Rahim

MINE HILL

Pendo is not distracted because the shield had already been up and required no concentration because of his pwnage. The shield reflects the missile back at Kibaka blowing him far away.

STILL MY HILL, BISH!

Kibaka goes back in time. Instead of touching pendo's shield, kibaka takes away the sign(unprotected by shield) that says it's that particular hill. Then he puts the sign on another hill while pendo is looking away fighting kiba in the past.
He has no way of knowing what's happened. Pendo is now protecting a random hill

Initake runs in the middle of the battle, and destroys all with a self-destructing bomb. "aaaaaahhh!" he yells as he runs, and then everything goes boom.

wow...suicide bomber

STILL MY HILL

but i blew you up......

...you were on pendo's hill

WRONG HILL!!!

Initake swiftly runs to kiba's hill, as a cheetah, and then runs to the top, and assassinates kiba from behind with a kunai.

Near slaps all of you on the head. It's grownups time.
Near sits on the hill of awesomeness, and makes a bajillion handseals. He freezes time and enjoys being on the hill, forever.

Osaru traps Nate in a scroll, sealing his body in there until Osaru touches him. My Hill of Awesomeness now bishes!!!

Pendo laughs because his pwnage allows him to control time, so him and Near are the only ones able to move. He detonates Near with a time bomb and now he is frozen as well. Pendo sits on the hill, where no one can ever touch him or the hill because they are frozen in time.
MY HILL BISHES!!!!!!!!

Adam climbs up the hill and shares it with Pendo. We both kings of the hill!

Kiba steals a small shovelful of the hill.

MWAHAHAH

PARTIALLY MY HILL!!!

Pendo looks at Kiba who is at the hill across the street.

YEAH!! OUR HILL!!
*Pendo and Adam's pwnage combine as the hill becomes a super mega ultra empire kingdom of pure pwnage with a giant invincible barrier around it*

Osaru laughs at Pendo's ptitful attempts to reign the hill. Osaru uses his awesomeness to blast Pendo off the hill. He then touches Near, releasing him from the scroll only as Osaru's b!tch. The three of them(Adam cuz hes taht awesome too, Near even though he didnt touch me and Osaru cuz he invented awesomeness as well as uberness)

MEH SHARE OF THE HILL NOW!!!